Thursday, May 3rd, 2007
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5:47 pm - i...don't really understand
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Thursday, March 1st, 2007
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4:23 pm
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I had one of those 2am inspirations. I think it went something along the lines of this:
"HAH! THAT IS BRILLIANT!! 'COMMIT GODEMY FOR JESUS' IS THE BEST NAME FOR AN "EX-GAY" CHRISTIAN GROUP EVER!"
I still think that it is kind of awesome
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Friday, February 16th, 2007
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5:53 pm - For Beck
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Monday, January 8th, 2007
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8:06 pm
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Oh jesus god ow. I just whacked my own funny bone cos i thought there was a mozzie on it. In other words, this: http://www.metrolyrics.com/lyrics/209696/Pink/How_It_Be is my new favourite song. Click it. You know you want to. It's Pink's undiscovered hit (well, not yet), and the lyrics just speak to me so much.
I think i just ruptured my ear drum killing that mozzie cos he was near my ear. Mm, ringing!
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Sunday, December 31st, 2006
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9:12 pm - Things I can do while stonecold sober
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Drive
Put a hole in my foot.
I tried to climb up onto the roof to watch the fireworks, almost hugged a giant huntsman, and jumped off. Onto a bolt.
Happy new years!
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11:47 am - for riley
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Saturday, December 16th, 2006
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10:05 pm - Merry christmas, mofo.
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Tuesday, December 5th, 2006
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7:22 pm - New to photobooth
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Monday, November 27th, 2006
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4:56 pm - Heh. Hrm
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You are The Wheel of Fortune
Good fortune and happiness but sometimes a species of
intoxication with success
The Wheel of Fortune is all about big things, luck, change, fortune. Almost always good fortune. You are lucky in all things that you do and happy with the things that come to you. Be careful that success does not go to your head however. Sometimes luck can change.
What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.
Just last week I was thinking how lucky I am. Guess I really do let it get to my head.
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Friday, November 3rd, 2006
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10:12 pm - The boy
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Some pearlers of quotes today.
boy: "these are my boobs."
me: "yes, they are."
boy: "gorillas have boobs too. Big boobs!"
me: "They do too! Actually, all animals with fur have boobs."
(I am not explaining the whole mammery glands thing in detail to a three year old, this whole conversation was surreal enough as it was.)
boy: "And dingos?"
me: "Yep, and whales!"
boy: "Haha, whales have boobs! But crocodiles don't"
Then another five minutes of us listing all the animals that do and don't have boobs, and which ones come from eggs, pouches or "tummies". Then he put them away one by one.
boy: "Cow has boobs. Elephant has boobs. Haha, elephant has boobs. Hippo has boobs. Dingo has boobs. Kangaroo comes from a pouch and has boobs" Etc. You don't understand how many animals this kid has.
From a while ago:
me: "What's your favourite animal?"
boy: "A bongo.
me: "What's a bongo?"
boy: "It's like an onyx."
Oh. Well, duh.
When we went to the aquarium a while ago he explained that the platypuses (platypi?) couldn't be seen because they were nocturnal.
today
boy: BLUUUUUEEERGH!!!
me: ....
boy: I vomited on you! Now you vomit on me. It's a game.
me: Come here, boycub!
boy: I am not a cat! I'm a small human.
So I called him small human all day.
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Monday, October 16th, 2006
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8:52 pm
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New job! Telemarketing, where I EXPECT to be abused, as opposed to kmart, where, what? I'm helping you? why are you calling me names?
Had my first shift today, only got one rude person. "Piss off!" I laughed.
OH! in the lift after the interview. I was wearing Fats' shirt, which is size 8 and therefore extremely tiny and boobyish on me, and it's a nice shirt. Other girl who was in interview: "Heh, she kept calling you female because your name is Claire!"
"yeh, um, heh, sorry, I am. Female. happens lots. Sorry." And i spend the rest of the lift down trying not to laugh.
THE BOY's best quotes of Friday
"This is my booby. Do you have boobies?"
"I do."
"Some people don't have boobies."
"No, most men don't have boobies. You don't have boobies."
"I DO HAVE BOOBIES!"
"The zebra has to put the lion in the circus cage"
"no, i think the lion wants freedom."
"There is no freedom here."
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Friday, October 13th, 2006
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9:36 pm - bat shit fucking crazy
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watched the Paul Robinson own goal on youtube. and although I couldn't care less about the result, and I really don't like England, I feel sick watching it. As a gk I can feel it in the pit of my stomach, that feeling of You Fucked Up, and only you. Poor guy probably just wanted to die right then and there. ack.
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Wednesday, September 13th, 2006
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2:22 pm - All we wanna do is
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Monday, July 10th, 2006
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10:59 pm
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Friday, June 23rd, 2006
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1:20 pm
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fucken oath.
i can sleep when I'm dead. I have no voice and i'm passing out on my feet, but i can't get this dazed grin off my face. I'm in love again, this time with the beautiful game. having two loves is fucking awesome. i still like my girlie better though.
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Sunday, May 7th, 2006
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1:09 am - balls. i am love. oh foxy face.
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Sunday, April 30th, 2006
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6:40 pm - hah.
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- The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Showerinacan Head.
- In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from showerinacan.
- Showerinacan has a memory span of three seconds!
- Showerinacan is only six percent water!
- In Japan it is considered rude to talk with showerinacan in your mouth!
- White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain showerinacan.
- The average human spends about 30 days during their life in showerinacan.
- Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of showerinacan!
- Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using showerinacan!
- Showerinacan is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
current mood: hippo
current music: hungry
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Saturday, April 29th, 2006
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4:21 pm - hit it!
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Tuesday, April 25th, 2006
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12:29 am - i need to write a song called
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Monday, April 24th, 2006
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10:29 pm - all the cool kids are doin it
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| You Belong in Barcelona | 
When it comes to Europe, you don't want to decide between culture and fun. You want art by day and a big party by night.
Barcelona is ideal for you. You can check out some Picasso, eat some tapas, take a siesta, and then dance all night! |
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